gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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(via fake-mermaid)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via retiredjesus)

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via retiredjesus)

"I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned."